There’s no mystical

Alderaan? I’m not going to Alderaan. I’ve got to go home. It’s late, I’m in for it as it is. But with the blast shield down, I can’t even see! How am I supposed to fight? All right. Well, take care of yourself, Han. I guess that’s what you’re best at, ain’t it? You mean […]

Remember, a Jedi can feel

What?! Your eyes can deceive you. Don’t trust them. No! Alderaan is peaceful. We have no weapons. You can’t possibly… All right. Well, take care of yourself, Han. I guess that’s what you’re best at, ain’t it? I’m trying not to, kid. Remember, a Jedi can feel the Force flowing through him. You mean it […]

Don’t trust them

Your eyes can deceive you. Don’t trust them. You mean it controls your actions? I suggest you try it again, Luke. This time, let go your conscious self and act on instinct. I can’t get involved! I’ve got work to do! It’s not that I like the Empire, I hate it, but there’s nothing I […]

There’s only one man

He’ll want to use your yacht, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish. I’m a monster. There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I’m calling you is a television actor. No… but I’d like to be asked! Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. […]

Andy Griffith

Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn’t like his trailer. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. Really? Did nothing cancel? It’s a hug, Michael. I’m hugging you. I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond […]